⚖️ THE HOUSE RULES
The law of the house, posted in the open. Posted October 16, 2026.
🌍 Welcome in — this house is everybody's playground. It was built for the whole world: every country, every language. Come have fun, make your page, bring your people. The rules below are short — they're what keeps the playground safe for everyone in it.
The short version: Your page is yours. The house accepts almost everything — and the short list of what it doesn't accept is printed below, all of it. If a rule is broken, a post can be held or a page shut down — but you are always told why, and you can always appeal. Nothing here is done in the dark.
- This page is the whole list. If a rule isn't printed here, it isn't a house rule.
- Your own page has your own settings too — those are yours to set, under these rules.
- Questions, any time: the Help Board — that door never closes, and a person answers.
🤝 What's welcome here
Your own work — posts, pictures, music. Your family's, with their OK. Honest goods, honestly sold. Strong opinions about the world. Kids learning, playing, and showing what they made.
🚫 What the house doesn't accept
- Anything illegal.
- Anything sexual involving minors, in any form. No warning, no second chance — and it is reported to the authorities.
- Threats, stalking, or posting anyone's private information — home addresses, phone numbers, school names.
- Scams: fake sales, money traps, or pretending to be another person, a business, or the crew.
- Slurs, hate, or harassment aimed at a person.
- Music, pictures, or words that aren't yours to share.
- Anything on a public page that isn't fit for a kid to walk past.
⏸️ If a rule is broken
A post can be held or taken down, and a page can be shut down. You will always be told what happened and which rule it was. Nothing is removed in silence.
🔑 The master key
The King holds a master key to the house. It exists for the law on this page and nothing else — never to rearrange your page or read over your shoulder. If a page breaks the law of the house, he can shut it down.
⚖️ Your appeal
You can always appeal, in your own words. A page shutdown is heard by the King himself, and the answer comes back to you in writing. After an appeal, the King's word is final.
🧒 Kids are in this house
Accounts are for ages 13 and up. Pages of members under 18 stay family-only. There is no private messaging between strangers and kids — there are no member DMs in this house at all.
📜 The full paperwork
These rules in one page; the whole deal in the House Terms, and what we hold in the Privacy Policy. Questions — the Help Board, any time.
His word is final.