🔒 PRIVACY POLICY
Plain words, no fine-print games. Last updated: October 13, 2026.
The short version: This site doesn't track you, doesn't sell anything about you, and doesn't want your data. The only information we ever hold is what you hand us yourself — a name and email on the Fan List, or a message in the Drop Box — and we use it for exactly that and nothing else.
What we collect — and why
- The Fan List. If you join, we get your name and email address through our Google Form. We use them for one thing: sending you the Network's news — new shows, new videos, new doors opening. That's the whole deal.
- The Drop Box. If you send the crew a message, we get the name you write and the words you send. We read it, we smile, maybe we answer. It never gets published with your name unless you tell us to.
- That's it. This website itself sets no tracking cookies and runs no visitor analytics profiles on you.
What we never do
- We never sell, rent, trade, or give away your information. Not to advertisers, not to data brokers, not to anybody.
- We never send marketing for other companies to your inbox.
- We never collect information about children. The Fan List and Drop Box are for grown-ups; the kids' content is free to enjoy with no sign-up at all.
Leaving, any time
Every Fan List email carries a way out, and one email to us removes you for good. No hard feelings, no dark patterns — the door you came in is the door you leave by. To be removed, or to ask what we hold on you, write to jamesjessiejay3@gmail.com.
Links & affiliate disclosure
Some links on this site — in The Shop and elsewhere — are affiliate links. If you buy through one, the store thanks us with a small commission at no extra cost to you. That's how the lights stay on while the kids' side stays free. As an Amazon Associate, Mr. Realla Network earns from qualifying purchases. When you follow a link off this site — to YouTube, Amazon, Airbit, or any store — that site's own privacy policy takes over, and we encourage you to read it the way you read this one.
Videos & forms on this site
The Theater plays videos through YouTube's embedded player, and the Fan List and Drop Box run through Google Forms. Those services may set their own cookies when you press play or open a form; that's governed by Google's and YouTube's policies, not ours. This site sets none of its own.
Changes
If this policy ever changes, the new version lands on this page with a new date at the top. We won't quietly shrink your rights — that isn't how this house is built.
Contact
Questions about privacy — or anything else — go to jamesjessiejay3@gmail.com. Mr. Realla Network, Denver, Colorado.